Dirty Santa gifts built for steals, laughs, and instant reactions
Dirty Santa works best when the gift is obvious from across the room and just tempting enough to get stolen.
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Love Cocktails? These Socks Are Shaken, Not Stirred!
Perfect for the party animal who loves a good drink—and bad puns!
Prank-O Squirrel Hot Tub - Bathing in Laughter
The ultimate gag that heats up the holiday gift exchange—literally!
Belly Laughs Fanny Pack: Beer Belly Edition
Sport a belly, keep it fanny! Perfect for your next 'girth' day party.
Fanny Pack Belly: For the Beer Lover's Convenience!
Make laughs happen around your waist! The ultimate dad accessory.
Cluckin' Hilarious Socks: The Turkey Trot!
Step into laughter with these funky poultry pairs! Perfect for the holiday cheer.
Dad Bag: A Fanny Pack With a Beer Belly Twist!
Give the gift of dad bod! Perfect for hoarding snacks on-the-go.
Mini Poop Emoji: Quite the Pooper-Scooper Gift!
For those who love humor that's a little crap-tastic! Fun for all ages!
Laughs Brewed Daily - Hilarious Coffee Mug
Sipping coffee has never been this funny! Bring on the giggles!
Coaster Disaster: Set of Six with Holder
Because your drink deserves a throne—just not the kind you'd expect!
Muscle Up with This Beer Belly Fanny Pack!
Wear your humor! Perfect for fitness lovers who love a good laugh.
Emergency Humor Box: Break in Case of Boredom!
In case of emergency, smash this box! Guaranteed giggles inside.
Surprise Gag Gifts - Unwrap the Ridiculousness!
Let the laughter unfold with mystery gifts that keep 'em guessing!
Caution: Overstimulated Desk - Prank Your Coworkers!
Warning signs for an office full of chaos—perfect for cubicle pranks!
Roto Wipe Prank Box - Hide Your Real Gifts!
Make the unwrapping experience hilarious with this empty surprise box!
Dad's Gag Gift: The Best Present for His Humor!
Dads deserve a laugh too! Gift this and watch their smiles grow!
Prank-O My First Fire Gift: Lighten Their Load, Not Their Wallet!
This empty box is a hot gift! Just add real presents for a fiery surprise.
Shart Happens: The Ultimate Survival Kit!
For those 'oops' moments. Gift once, regret never!
Inflatable Elf Costume for Giggles Galore!
Become the life of the party; inflate happiness wherever you go!
Survival Kit for Sharts - Farting with Flair!
A hilarious combo to tackle any 'whoops' moment—perfect for friends!
Realistic Poop Gift: Perfect for White Elephant!
The ultimate gag gift—crap you can give and get; truly unbeatable!
Dad Jokes in a Jar - The Ultimate Eye-Rolling Gift!
Perfect for dads, this jar serves up laughter one cringe-worthy joke at a time!
Goat-ting Desk Toy: Squeaks of Joy!
Make them 'baa-na' with laughter! The ultimate office prank.
Mystic Pickle: Brining Humor to Your Day!
Get answers from the pickle oracle! Perfect for the indecisive friend.
The Screaming Goat: A Moo-ving Desk Companion!
‘Baa-rilliant’ stress relief! Perfect for your shouty friend at work.
Hidden Message Mug - Sip and Surprise!
For the coffee lover with a sense of humor—watch them spill the beans!
Middle Finger Keychains: For When Words Aren't Enough!
Let your keys say what you really feel. Handy and sassy all in one!
I Pee in Pools Funny Dare Gag Gift Joke - Adult Trucker Cap Hat, RWB
Found while hunting for funny white elephant gifts.
Middle Finger Keychain: A Friendly Gesture!
Keys to happiness or keys to sass? You decide with this keychain!
The Infuser That's a Brew-tiful Joke!
Fun and function combine! Perfect for those wishing for a perfect blend of humor and tea.
Heat-Activated Rainbow Mug: Sip and Reveal
This mug’s secret is as colorful as your coffee choices. Cheers!
Jolly Jokester: Christmas Gag Toilet Paper
Wipe away the holiday blues with jokes that are on a roll!
Funny Christmas Prints: A Jolly Gag Gift!
Add laughter to your holly jolly season with these prints!
Pajama Party Animal: Pallas's Onesie for Humans
Perfect for celebrating Christmas in your own wild style!
20 Pcs Christmas Party Supplies Movie Night Paper Snack Trays ...
A strange little catalog find.
Farting Santa Toy: The Ultimate Gag Gift!
7 fart sounds to keep the laughs rolling this holiday season!
Inflate Your Holiday Cheer with This Elf Costume!
Get your jingle on with this hilarious inflatable outfit!
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