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One ridiculous gift at a time

A fast spin through 961 catalog picks that passed the funny-gift relevance gate.

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I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog Wine Glass Funny ...
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I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Dog - Glass

Because who needs plans when you have wine and paws?

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Jumway Not A Day Over Fabulous Mug Gifts Set- Birthday Gifts for Women - Funny Birthday Gift Ideas for Her,Friends, Coworkers, Her, Wife, Mom, Daughter, Sister, Aunt Ceramic Marble Mug 14 Oz
$19.99

Fabulous Mug: Aging Like Fine Wine!

Cheers to not aging—you’re just more fabulous! Perfect for birthday sips.

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Funny Donut Police Officer Pun Gift Gag Policeman ...

Donut Forget Our Police Friend!

A hilarious gag gift for cops who love their sprinkly pastries!

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SANTA CASA Golf Pen Set & Mini Desktop Golf Putting Green Game, Funny Gifts for Golfers Adults Teens Boss Coworkers, Office Desk Toy, Stocking Stuffers, Stress Relief Gadget

Putt-ing Fun at the Office with Golf Pen Set

A mini putting green? Par-tee time! Perfect for golfers stuck at their desks.

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ExcelMark Self-Inking Novelty Message Stamp - NOT My Job - Red Ink
$9.99

Not My Job Self-Inking Stamp - The Ultimate Desk Escape Plan!

Stamp out those extra tasks and print your way to freedom!

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Funny Book Lovers Gifts for Women 40oz Tumbler with Handle and Straw Lid
$22.99

Tumbler for Book Lovers – Sip in Style while Reading!

Stay caffeinated and literary with this bold bookish tumbler!

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ArtCreativity Nose Pencil Sharpeners for Kids (Pack of 12) Cool School Supplies for Boys and Girls, Funny Gag Gifts, Birthday Party Favors for Toddlers, Classroom Teacher Rewards and Prizes
$11.99

Nose Picking? I Mean, Pencil Sharpening!

Cute pencil sharpeners that will have kids giggling in class!

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