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Cock-a-Doodle-Do, Freshen Up with Rooster Mints!
Because nothing says 'good morning' like fresh breath!
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Let your hands be clean and your humor a little dirty!
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Answers your pressing office dilemmas! Perfect for decision-making procrastinators.
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Finally, the wall art your weirdest dreams are made of!
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Because even weird roosters need clean bottoms! Freshen up or crow about it.
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Make cooking hilarious, even if the food isn't!
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A reminder for all occasions: Normal is overrated. Stay weird, friends!
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