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You Smell Like Uranus Mints Weird Gag for Friends Men Stocking Stuffers for Adults and Teens Cool Space Novelties for Guys Chocolate Breath Mints Father’s Day Uranus Jokes White Elephant, 3 oz
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Mint Condition: You Smell Like Uranus!

Freshen up with a little humor! Perfect for spicy comments and awkward moments.

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Japanese Bamboo Coolie Hat: A Stylish Head for Every Occasion

Stay shady while looking totally 'paddy' cool at events!

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Four Cups of Fun: Drink Responsibly… Or Not!

Celebrate Passover with copious amounts of laughter!

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Panda Print Yoga Bands: Namaste Funny, Stay Fit!

Stretch and laugh your way to Zen with these punderful bands!

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Absurd Halloween Wall Art: Quack-tastic!

Spook and amuse your guests with absurd artistry this Halloween!

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Rent Rage: Funny Meme Humor

When you’re tired of paying rent, let your shirt do the talking!

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