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Sip coffee like an extraterrestrial. Beam me up, caffeine!
- dad joke
- kitchen
- coffee
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Sip coffee like an extraterrestrial. Beam me up, caffeine!

Sip coffee like an extraterrestrial. Beam me up, caffeine!
Affiliate disclosure: goose.gifts may earn from qualifying purchases at no extra cost to you.

A large hardcover parade of full-page mustaches with room to add one more.
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For the grandpa who brews great coffee and even greater laughs!
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For those who hate 'fucktose' with their morning brew.
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A 12-ounce ceramic coffee cup shaped like a tiny porcelain throne.
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Wave goodbye to grime with this fiery steam-cleaning dragon!
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Keep your countertops mess-free while having a whale of a time!
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